Life isn't fun without a few side-busting laughs to get you through each day. So, while I was searching the Internet recently for a good chuckle, I stumbled upon a bunch of corny jokes about writers and writing.
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Happy July 4th to you and yours!
10 Corny Jokes About Writers and Writing
Why do writers always feel cold?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but they'll spend three pages describing it.
Where would a writer never want to live?
A writer’s block.
What do you call an author who doesn’t follow any rules?
A rebel without a clause.
Why did the writer become a gardener?
He was really good at plot development.
How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost in and one to give it a surprising final twist at the end.
Why did the writer break up with the editor?
The editor kept changing the story.
What dinosaur is a writer's best friend?
A thesaurus.
If Moses were alive today, he’d come down from the mountain with the Ten Commandments and spend the next five years trying to get them published.
Why do writers make great friends?
They always have a good story to tell.
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